Robert M Kondyra

Robert Matthew Kondyra, also known as "Bob", "Bobby", or notoriously "Bones", was born on January 29, 1966 in Trenton, New Jersey. He was raised in Fairless Hills and lived throughout Lower Bucks County and Florida, finally settling in Morrisville, PA. He passed away on November 5th at 12:21 am in Center City, Philadelphia surrounded by his loved ones. He denied his age, swearing he wouldn't grow old, but at his 60 years he leaves behind a family, many friends, and more who will remember him for his distinct personality, quick wit, and one-of-a-kind way of doing things.

If you knew Bob, you knew he wasn't like the rest. Chill, easygoing, unpredictable, and always full of surprises. He had a way of keeping you on your toes. He was never one to hold back a joke, even if it was a little brutal, and you could pretty much guarantee that whatever came out of his mouth next was going to catch you off guard. He had a wild side, a love for the unconventional, and a personality that was entirely his own. Behind that rough "Bobby Bones" exterior was someone who genuinely cared deeply for those around him. Bob was the kind of person who would go out of his way to help someone, no matter how complicated or questionable the journey might be. Whether you needed someone to listen, a problem solved, or a plan brought to life, Bob was someone you could count on.

A natural problem solver, Bob had a knack for figuring out just about anything. If something was broken, leave it to Bob. If a plan wasn't quite finished, leave it to Bob to put the pieces together and make it happen. He started young on the factory floor and rose to foreman at Bunzl Extrusion, serving the company for nearly 30 years. The company later became Pexco, where he specialized in plastic fabrication and machinery. His work took him out of the country on special projects, where he shared his knowledge and trained others to operate specialized equipment. He was incredibly skilled at what he did, and he could paint and renovate homes and weld, too. His hands have touched many homes and properties from Central Jersey to Southeastern PA.

Outside of work, Bob loved shredding his guitar, tinkering with just about anything he could get his hands on, and all things rock and roll. In the 1980s, he played in metal bands on stages across Levittown and lower Bucks County. He always wanted to entertain, whether it was showing a new riff on the guitar, a new trinket, or a joke he knew you'd get a kick out of. He had a love for the darker side of life, from skulls and all things black to creepy places, haunted activities, strange sounds, and stories that most people might think twice about. He was never interested in being ordinary, and that was part of what made him so memorable.

Bob loved the holidays and turned his home into a showcase, with Halloween and Christmas displays that friends and family looked forward to. He was a great bowler who loved the sport, and his 300-game strikes were effortless, following the passion of his own late grandmother, Ann Meehan. A lifelong fan of scary movies and classic films, he collected memorabilia and meticulously displayed them. He was especially proud that his father appeared in Rocky II, in the iconic bonfire singing scene. He loved going to live shows and sharing music with his family.

As a father, Bob had his own way of showing love. He may not have always been the overly sentimental type, but he had a soft spot that those closest to him knew was there. He was a man of few sappy words, but his willingness to show up, lend a hand, crack a joke, or simply be there when it mattered spoke volumes. He taught his children the value of hard work and showed them how to balance it with fun, and he encouraged all of them to express themselves through music, dance, or an instrument.

Bob is survived by his wife, Evelyn Kondyra; his mother, Juliet Heilner (Meehan); his brother, Michael Kondyra; his five children, Paige N Almstedt (Kondyra), Robert Jr. Kondyra, Valeria F Ochoa, Briana L Kondyra, and Trinity A Kondyra; and his nephews, Lazarus Kondyra and Atticus Kondyra. He was preceded in death by his son Matthew, who passed away in infancy, and by his father, Robert Kondyra.

There will never be another Bobby Bones. He was smart, stubborn, funny, unconventional, and full of surprises. He left his mark in his own way, and those who knew him will carry their stories, memories, and probably a few inappropriate jokes with them for years to come.

And what better day to celebrate Bones than Friday the 13th? Just like Bob would enjoy a lucky number showing up in a crazy circumstance for a good lottery ticket, we're embracing the date rather than avoiding it. Join us on Friday, November 13, 2026, at 4:30 PM at Galzerano Funeral Home in Levittown, PA, to remember and celebrate his life. Dress casual, like you're heading out back to hang around, have a few beers, and spend time together. That's the kind of send-off we think he'd appreciate.

In remembrance, this lyric really summarizes his approach in life:

"Crazy, but that's how it goes

Millions of people living as foes

Maybe it's not too late

To learn how to love

And forget how to hate"

- Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne

Rest easy, Bones. Rock on.